I Solemnly Swear That I Am up to No Good
May. 30th, 2012 10:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alt_leeThere are jokes and then there's just plain nasty.
You lot all all right? Keep your chins up.
(Which is not to say Gred and Forge aren't planning a little quiet retribution, if we can find out who did it.)
You lot all all right? Keep your chins up.
(Which is not to say Gred and Forge aren't planning a little quiet retribution, if we can find out who did it.)
(no subject)
Date: 2012-05-30 04:20 pm (UTC)And I made it.
I knew what I was doing, Neville.
...I really hate May.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-05-30 04:27 pm (UTC)Thanks, though.
I don't suppose coming out to pitch stones at the squid with your minions would make it better. We could take lunch out there. Show everybody exactly how much you care about that rubbish.
Um. Unless you do sort of care and don't want to make things worse.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-05-30 04:37 pm (UTC)It's stupid.
They're stupid.
Whatever.
I just would rather not draw any more attention to myself today.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-05-30 04:55 pm (UTC)All right.
Sorry.
Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 06:39 pm (UTC)And what I would want any other day is to go on a picnic and throw rocks into the lake with my friends.
I just can't make myself smile today. And I'm tired of being brave.
You're still my friend, though.
One of the best ones I've got.
tuna brains.
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 07:30 pm (UTC)And I suppose Patil was writing to gloat? You saw what she said over on Midgen's thing? Yeah. What a cow.
Oh, say. I've got one for you:
Did you hear the one about the two cows?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 07:40 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 07:44 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 08:11 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 07:56 pm (UTC)Okay. I've got another one for you...
So. Did you hear what the blowsy cow said to the lousy bull?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 08:12 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 08:19 pm (UTC)'Is that you, MucSmellin?' (Get it? 'Is that your Muck smellin?' Heh.)
But I bet you're right about what she'd say if Macmillan ever tried kissing any part but her-
yeah.
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 08:21 pm (UTC)What did the nosy cow say to the noisy one?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 08:55 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:00 pm (UTC)The nosy one says to the other one, 'Aren't you a a loose pigeon?'
Yeah, okay that one wasn't great. I was going to make it a 'blowsy smidgen', but that wasn't really better. Seems like it should be easier to make fun of Midgen.
Never mind. I've got another one for you.
What's dim, dusty and full of cobwebs?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:09 pm (UTC)And you're awful punny.
What is dim, dusty, and full of cobwebs?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:11 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:11 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:31 pm (UTC)Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:52 pm (UTC)Probably.
And if you tell her not to be such a mousy eejit, she...
Begsan Moans
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 09:54 pm (UTC)Megan Jones, Begs an' moans.
Yeah. That's all I've got.
At least you laughed, right?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 10:15 pm (UTC)Thank you for helping me smile. I needed it.
You need anything? Other than a chance to hex the pants off of whoever drew it?
Patil says it wasn't her, by the way. Who can be sure, but she seemed very anxious to dodge responsibility.
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 10:58 pm (UTC)And Patil's a cow, remember? Enough said?
Re: Private Message to Ron
Date: 2012-05-30 11:27 pm (UTC)Because you're brilliant.