Lee Jordan

There are jokes and then there's just plain nasty.

You lot all all right? Keep your chins up.

(Which is not to say Gred and Forge aren't planning a little quiet retribution, if we can find out who did it.)

                            I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Well, looks like it's my turn for a post with all the dirt on me.*
I Lee J. Jordan hate the Ministry with a fiery, burning passion.
First of all, when they put up there bloody ward it destroyed my dads imports buisness and we probably could have managed to get by but his partner was a muggle-born and so the ministry used that as an excuse to seize all of the company money and stocks and propertys and things, leaving us almost completely bankrupt.** Then when they put all the muggle-borns in camps my cousin Greg hid his best friend who was a muggleborn from the ministry for years and years and they finally caught him when I was almost seven and I can remember when the ministry found out and took both him and his friend away to the camps.***
Also, I was the one who played that prank on Percy Weasly earlier this year and I still think he deserved it.

* Well, thats the way I figure it, if all of our first posts under the lock are stuff that would get us in trouble if it ever got broken then people would be a lot less tempted to break it. 
** Luckly with the labur shortages it wasnt to hard to find jobs again.
*** They also took all of his stuff away too and we never got any of it even when we shoud've.