Confessions

[alt_lee]

                            I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Well, looks like it's my turn for a post with all the dirt on me.*
I Lee J. Jordan hate the Ministry with a fiery, burning passion.
First of all, when they put up there bloody ward it destroyed my dads imports buisness and we probably could have managed to get by but his partner was a muggle-born and so the ministry used that as an excuse to seize all of the company money and stocks and propertys and things, leaving us almost completely bankrupt.** Then when they put all the muggle-borns in camps my cousin Greg hid his best friend who was a muggleborn from the ministry for years and years and they finally caught him when I was almost seven and I can remember when the ministry found out and took both him and his friend away to the camps.***
Also, I was the one who played that prank on Percy Weasly earlier this year and I still think he deserved it.

* Well, thats the way I figure it, if all of our first posts under the lock are stuff that would get us in trouble if it ever got broken then people would be a lot less tempted to break it. 
** Luckly with the labur shortages it wasnt to hard to find jobs again.
*** They also took all of his stuff away too and we never got any of it even when we shoud've.

Comments

[alt_gredforge]

Which prank?

out of the ones that we didn't do there was... wait... no... that was us... which prank again?

And what does the J stand for?

[alt_terry]

boot had I had wondered all along. Why you were so nice to boo, argh, to me, I mean.

(this is hard to remember, trying to write like a student.)

I'm sorry about your cousin. And his friend. I wonder if I ever met them.

(Hermione, you're able to read these posts now?)

[alt_lee]

No way
I am not telling you my middle name.
Ever.

[alt_gredforge]

Why... Is it embarassing?

Something like... Jehoshephat?

[alt_gredforge]

Or Josephine

[alt_gredforge]

Maybe Jimmy...

Oooh, cute ickle Jimmy Jordon

[alt_gredforge]

Or Justinian

[alt_gredforge]

Jerome

[alt_gredforge]

Jocko

[alt_gredforge]

Judas

[alt_gredforge]

Julius

[alt_gredforge]

Junior

[alt_gredforge]

Jehovah

[alt_lee]

IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU!

[alt_gredforge]

Really?

Then we'll just have to guess it.

[alt_gredforge]

Jody

[alt_gredforge]

Jemima

[alt_gredforge]

Jiji

[alt_gredforge]

Jericho

[alt_gredforge]

Jip

[alt_terry]

Maybe it's Rumplestiltskin?

I don't think he's going to tell you.

[alt_terry]

I sort of like Julius.

[alt_gredforge]

Can't be Rumplestiltskin, it's a J.

And Rumplestiltskin? What kind of a name is that?

Cool name though...

[alt_terry]

It's a muggle fairy tale. heard it in the camps, growing up. Tell you another time.

(Have to stop writing now, master's looking at me.)

[alt_hermione]

Yes!!!!